Uber

(专辑： Faces - 2014)

[Mac Miller:]
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, um
Who put the spiders in my applesauce?
Took the pins out my hand grenade?
Somebody said that I deserve to die
I looked him in the eye, said the devil's not circumcised
Who put spiders in my applesauce?
Took the pins out my hand grenade?
Somebody tell me I deserve to die
I looked him in the eye and said the devil not circumcised

So play me a song on the guitar
Got a rainforest in my cigar
There's knots in my yo-yo string
Put a crown on my stallion, I'm the Polo king
I fell in love with a go-go dancer, she a single mom
The underdog, like to play the game with Diddy Kong
She the god type, throw that bitch a Klondike
Everything is alright, see it's written in the Psalms
I told her I get rich off my little songs
Gave her a million reasons that she should come along
Immediately, she dropped her shit
But everywhere I go, they told me, "Watch yo bitch!"
God damn! I guess I got another one
Good vibrations, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
I put the gourmet flavors inside the honey blunt
Got my head underwater but I ain't coming up
Fuck air, my bitch's ass is like a plump pear
And she ain't pretty or ugly, I say she just fair
Man, this life is unfair

Okay, I'm parking lot pimping, I got nutting to lose
And I'ma do this 'til I'm a 102
Why you tryna stunt when we stunting on you?
I said
I'm parking lot pimping, I got nutting to do
And I'ma do this 'til I'm a 102
Why you tryna stunt when we stunting on you?
Stunting' in a Uber

Yeah, bitch
Stunting in a Uber
Yeah, bitch
Stunting in a Uber

I'm reading old Playboy magazines
Something from the '50s when the journalism had its peak
You play the background, you just a member of the faculty
I'm actually out here decision making
Had to get my shit together, I was missing payments
I just pray to God that my lady isn't famous
She threw the gown on and we hit the banquet
She got her own story; just let the bitch explain it

[Mike Jones:]
Mac, I think the girl that you speaking 'bout
Was, in fact, the same chick, late-night, creeping out
Sneaking out, my homie knew her, told me keep an eye
Found out she was twerking, found out she wasn't working
The whole game switched when my man hit
Got me rolling in a circle, top-down, blowing purple
Seen the parking lot, I'm 'bout to crawl up like a turtle (I said)
Seen the parking lot, I'm 'bout to crawl up like a turtle
Swang, switching lane to lane, still tipping
Trunk up, top down, call it parking lot pimping (Mike Jones)
Switching lane to lane, still tipping
Trunk up, top down, call it parking lot pimping (Mac)

[Mac Miller:]
Okay, I'm parking lot pimping, I got nutting to lose
And I'ma do this 'til I'm a 102
Why you tryna stunt when we stunting on you?
I said
I'm parking lot pimping, I got nutting to do
And I'ma do this 'til I'm a 102
Why you tryna stunt when we stunting on you?
Stunting' in a Uber

Yeah, bitch
Stunting in a Uber
Yeah, bitch
Stunting in a Uber