Halo
    (专辑: Delusional Thomas - 2013)
    
    Yo, once again  It's a 
riot, better close the 
street  Yeah   Pathological liar  Went to my girlfriend's house and set her dog on fire  Blamed it on her little brother, got him sent to juvie  Fucked her in the 
bathroom while her dad was watching movies  Reach inside my backpack for the 
fully loaded Uzi  Started shooting up the 
room he was in  That Chappelle's Show episode, you know, Paul Mooney was in  Told her everything would be alright, just don't scream as I 
dismount  Left the 
crib, started searching for a 
discount  Exorcist, I 
need to get some help with this  Once as sweet as Welch's is, I 
think he went insane though  Must've been the 
drugs in him, he loved to sniff the 
yay-yo  If Satan could accompany a 
halo  Then one day, maybe I 
could be somebody's angel  Catalogue of greatest hits, sacred does what sacred is  The 
people raise their brows when you're weird as Al Yankovic  I 
just wanna make out with bitches and play with tits  Snort H 
and shit, just forget what day it is  I'm eating seder with Clinton and Ralph Nader  Trading acres and betting millions against the 
Lakers  Spitting out what used to be your favorite flavor  Sentenced into hell, but I'm out on good behavior  Look, got a 
new neighbor  Yeah  Still live from a 
room of melted candles  Lost my job, now I'm in New York selling sandals  Saw Michael Jackson in S.W. Randall's  Introduced my youngest cousin to him, told him he was DTF  He probably had some freaky sex, really I'm not worried  Already plan to kill myself when the 
clock hits 7:30  My head is dirty, took a 
suicide dive into some cow manure  Now I'm chilling chop and screwing Al B. Sure!  I 
got the 
clap from a 
bitch in El Salvador  So I 
grabbed her house phone and strangled her without the 
cord  Sorry I 
was bored, guess I'm quite sadistic  Misfit, dipshit, he's always pessimistic  Stuck in prison currently, my family never visits  Psychological problems is really none of your business  These serial killer fantasies  You mention something sick and twisted, everybody panicky  Reading Hamlet out loud in a 
room by myself  Give different characters different voices, I 
guess it helps  With the 
storyline and the 
flow of the 
plot  Got a 
gun in my dresser and it's holding a 
sh