Tombstone Blues
    (专辑: Highway 61 Revisited - 1965)
    
    The 
sweet pretty things are in bed now of course  The 
city fathers they're trying to endorse  The 
reincarnation of Paul Revere's horse  But the 
town has no need to be nervous.   The 
ghost of Belle Starr she hands down her wits  To Jezebel the 
nun she violently knits  A 
bald wig for Jack the 
Ripper who sits  At the 
head of the 
chamber of commerce.   Mama's in the 
fact'ry  She ain't got no shoes  Daddy's in the 
alley  He's looking for food  I'm in the 
kitchen  With the 
tombstone blues.   The 
hysterical bride in the 
penny arcade  Screaming she moans, "I've just been made."  Then sends out for the 
doctor who pulls down the 
shade  And says, "My advice is to not let the 
boys in."   Now the 
medicine man comes and he shuffles inside  He walks with a 
swagger and he says to the 
bride  "Stop all this weeping, swallow your pride.  You will not die, it's not poison."   Mama's in the 
fact'ry  She ain't got no shoes  Daddy's in the 
alley  He's looking for food  I'm in the 
kitchen  With the 
tombstone blues.   Well, John the 
Baptist after torturing a 
thief  Looks up at his hero the 
Commander-in-Chief  Saying, "Tell me great hero, but please make it brief  Is there a 
hole for me to get sick in?"  The 
Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a 
fly  Saying, "Death to all those who would whimper and cry."  And dropping a 
bar bell he points to the 
sky  Saying, "The sun's not yellow it's chicken."   Mama's in the 
fact'ry  She ain't got no shoes  Daddy's in the 
alley  He's looking for food  I'm in the 
kitchen  With the 
tombstone blues.   The 
king of the 
Philistines his soldiers to save  Puts jawbones on their tombstones and flatters their graves  Puts the 
pied pipers in prison and fattens the 
slaves  Then sends them out to the 
jungle.   Gypsy Davey with a 
blowtorch he burns out their camps  With his faithful slave Pedro behind him he tramps  With a 
fantastic collection of stamps  To win friends and influence his uncle.   Mama's in the 
fact'ry  She ain't got no shoes  Daddy's in the 
alley  He's looking for food  I'm in trouble  With the 
tombstone blues.   The 
geometry of innocent flesh on the 
bone  Causes Galileo's math book to get thrown  At Delilah who's sitting worthlessly alone  But the 
tears on her cheeks are from laughter.   I 
wish I 
could give Brother Bill his great thrill  I 
would set him in chains at the 
top of the 
hill  Then send out for some pillars and Cecil B. DeMille  He could die happily ever after.   Mama's in the 
fact'ry  She ain't got no shoes  Daddy's in the 
alley  He's looking for food  I'm in the 
kitchen  With the 
tombstone blues.   Where Ma Raney and Beethoven once unwrapped their bed roll  Tuba players now rehearse around the 
flagpole  And the 
National Bank at a 
profit sells road maps for the 
soul  To the 
old folks' home in the 
college.   I 
wish I 
could write you a 
melody so plain  That could hold you, dear lady, from going insane  That could ease you and cool you and cease the 
pain  Of your useless and pointless knowledge   Mama's in the 
fact'ry  She ain't got no shoes  Daddy's in the 
alley  He's looking for food  I'm in the 
kitchen  With the 
tombstone blues.   Alright!