Big Joe And Phantom 309
    (专辑: Nighthawks At The Diner - 1975)
    
    well you see I 
happened to be back on the 
east coast  a 
few years back trying to make me a 
buck  like everybody else, well you know  times get hard and well I 
got down on my luck  and I 
got tired of just roaming and bumming  around, so I 
started thumbing my way  back to my old hometown  you know I 
made quite a 
few miles  in the 
first couple of days, and I 
 figured I'd be home in a 
week if my  luck held out this way  but you know it was the 
third night  I 
got stranded, it was out at a 
cold lonely  crossroads, and as the 
rain came  pouring down, I 
was hungry, tired  freezing, caught myself a 
chill, but  it was just about that time that  the 
lights of an old semi topped the 
hill  you should of seen me smile when I 
 heard them air brakes come on, and  I 
climbed up in that cab where I 
 knew it'd be warm at the 
wheel  well at the 
wheel sat a 
big man  I'd have to say he must of weighed 210  the 
way he stuck out a 
big hand and  said with a 
grin "Big Joe's the 
name  and this here rig's called Phantom 309"  well I 
asked him why he called his  rig such a 
name, but he just turned to me  and said "Why son don't you know this here  rig'll be putting 'em all to shame, why  there ain't a 
driver on this  or any other line for that matter  that's seen nothing but the 
taillights of Big Joe  and Phantom 309"  So we rode and talked the 
better part of the 
night  and I 
told my stories and Joe told his and  I 
smoked up all his Viceroys as we rolled along  he pushed her ahead with 10 forward gears  man that dashboard was lit like the 
old  Madam La Rue pinball, a 
serious semi truck  until almost mysteriously, well it was the 
 lights of a 
truck stop that rolled into sight  Joe turned to me and said "I'm sorry son  but I'm afraid this is just as far as you go  You see I 
kinda gotta be making a 
turn  just up the 
road a 
piece," but I'll be  damned if he didn't throw me a 
dime as he  threw her in low and said "Go on in there  son, and get yourself a 
hot cup of coffee  on Big Joe"  and when Joe and his rig pulled off into  the 
night, man in nothing flat they was  clean outa sight  so I 
walked into the 
old stop and  ordered me up a 
cup of mud saying  "Big Joe's setting this dude up" but  it got so deathly quiet in that  place, you could of heard a 
pin drop  as the 
waiter's face turned kinda  pale, I 
said "What's the 
matter did  I 
say something wrong?" I 
kinda  said with 8a half way grin. He said  "No son, you see It'll happen every  now and then. You see every driver in  here knows Big Joe, but let me  tell you what happened just 10 years  ago, yea it was 10 years ago  out there at that cold lonely crossroads  where you flagged Joe down, and  there was a 
whole bus load of kids  and they were just coming from school  and they were right in the 
middle when  Joe topped the 
hill, and could  have been slaughtered except  Joe turned his wheels, and  he jacknifed, and went  into a 
skid, and folks around here  say he gave his life to save that bunch  of kids, and out there at that cold  lonely crossroads, well they say it  was the 
end of the 
line for  Big Joe and Phantom 309, but it's  funny you know, cause every now and then  yea every now and then, when the 
 moon's holding water, they say old Joe  will stop and give you a 
ride, and  just like you, some hitchhiker will be  coming by"  "So here son," he said to me, "get  yourself another cup of coffee, it's on the 
 house, you see I 
want you to hang on  to that dime, yea you hang on to that  dime as a 
kind of souvenir, a 
 souvenir of Big Joe and Phantom 309"