Main Phone
    (专辑: I Wanna Thank Me - 2019)
    
    [Rick Rock:]  Hello?   On my main phone, texting with this other phone  Tryna keep these lights on, sleeping with my Nikes on  Doing hella shit, busting patterns in a 
random  Watch my paper get longer  On my main phone, texting with this other phone  Tryna keep these lights on, sleeping with my Nikes on  Doing hella shit, busting patterns in a 
random  Watch my paper get longer (Rock it)   I'm on a 
road to the 
riches, checking paper, mane (Paper, mane)  I 
wanna play in gold like a 
Laker, mane (Laker, mane)  My bitch too negative, gotta shake her, mane (Shake her, mane)  She gotta catch me in the 
wind like a 
paper plane  I 
came up in the 
'80s when the 
women were defensive  So I 
came up with a 
counter called passive-aggressive pimping  When you make 'em feel lucky for fucking me in the 
loft  Help 'em bust nuts and they helping me buy trucks  Not outright, but a 
nice down in the 
first month  I 
mean, I'm not really pimping, my nigga, fuck you on?  Beats slapping, 9 
milli' packin'-ass nigga  Oh, soon Slew City Slew mackin'-ass nigga  I 
am spit-taking llama  'Bout my decimals, digits, commas  Rubles, shillings, pesos, watch out  Because punk shit lead to trauma  That's why I'm on my   Main phone, texting with this other phone  Tryna keep these lights on, sleeping with my Nikes on  Doing hella shit, busting patterns in a 
random  Watch my paper get longer  On my main phone, texting with this other phone  Tryna keep these lights on, sleeping with my Nikes on  Doing hella shit, busting patterns in a 
random  Watch my paper get longer (Rock it)   [Snoop Dogg:]  Nike Cortez on my feet in a 
deep sleep with a 
freak  From the 
meet and greet, now it's left to me  Rick bounced the 
beat, gave a 
ounce to P 
 Had to cut the 
bitch off for popping off to me  I'm back to business relentlessly, I 
ain't done 'til I'm finished  Variety in your society and bitch, I'm the 
menace  You wish I 
would call back, you wish I 
would fall back  See, I'm a 
dope boy, so I'm a 
need my football back  In and out these routes like I 
was Julian Edelman  I 
needs all mine from the 
shit I 
been peddling  I'm settling for nothing less than the 
top notch  Jumping over all you hoes like hopscotch  Bitch, back up off me and leave me alone  I'm walking my dog a 
half a 
mile from my home  On my phone, tryna get rich, talking shit to a 
bitch  Coming up with some shit like this   [Rick Rock:]  On my main phone, texting with this other phone  Tryna keep these lights on, sleeping with my Nikes on  Doing hella shit, busting patterns in a 
random  Watch my paper get longer  On my main phone, texting with this other phone  Tryna keep these lights on, sleeping with my Nikes on  Doing hella shit, busting patterns in a 
random  Watch my paper get longer (Rock it)   [Snoop Dogg:]  Yeah, holla at me  No, I'ma text you from my other number  Yeah, it's the 
818  Oh, you want me to hit you from the 
213?  We find our hero, Blaps Bastardly, roaming the 
land  With nothing but his MPC and his moral compass in hand  Avoiding all punk shit, not needing two dollars in his hand  Weaving through the 
malevolent man and malevolent plan  You got to catch him   [Rick Rock:]  On my main phone, texting with this other phone  Tryna keep these lights on, sleeping with my Nikes on  Doing hella shit, busting patterns in a 
random  Watch my paper get longer