Elf Creep
    (专辑: Christmas Madness - 2013)
    
    I'm an elf, a 
Santa's helper, you see  I 
keep watch  While he's down the 
chimneys  And one night, I 
saw something so pretty  That I 
 I, I 
 I 
went through the 
window  And I 
 I 
 I 
hid in the 
shadows  My, my  My heart beat crescendoed  High, high  And I 
saw a... girl   For twenty years, I 
keep going on back (back, back)  I 
pay the 
reindeer to keep it under the 
wraps  I'm not a 
stalker (I promise)  I'm just a 
real big fan   High, high  I 
went through the 
window  And I 
 I 
 I 
hid in the 
shadows  My, my  My heart beat crescendoed  Ah, ah  I 
just stood there   Oh how I 
loathe  How Christmas comes  Then Christmas goes  And I'm all alone  Left in my head  Are images  Three-hundred-sixty-four more days  Until I'm watching her... sleep   I'm such an elf... creep  The 
time has come  The 
night is here  All the 
best lines and poems  I've rehearsed and rehearsed for years  I 
woke her up and said 'sugar, don't you fear'  She screamed so loud she busted the 
drums  In my pointy Spock ears   I 
ran out  Out, out  I 
ran out the 
window  And how, how  Her screams sorely echoed  Now, now  I'm banned for life from hot cocoa  But it's fine, yeah it's fine  Cause she knows that I 
exist  She knows  She knows that I 
exist  She knows  She knows that I 
exist  She knows  She knows that I 
exist  She knows  She knows that I 
exist